Is There A Sign On My Back?

So, I put this ad up on a very active dating site. It generates a healthy amount of activity and inquiries. Some perk my interest, others do not at all. I'm selective about which ones I respond to, and I'm thoughtful ... even clever, with my responses.

Things are going along at an acceptable pace, and I begin chatting with one man in particular, with whom I seem to have alot of common interests.

Last night, as we're chatting some more, getting to know one another a little bit more, (understatement) he slips and tells me he's on ssdi.

O.K.

I ask him what his disability is, and he says, "I'm bipolar.... but the medication seems to be helping."

O.K.

A few minutes later he says, "I don't drink anymore. I'm an alcoholic."

O.K.

Then he says, "The picture you have of me is about 7 years old."

O.K.

See why I think online dating services are bullshit?