I've Got A Dupree

A new term in today's vernacular: Dupree - An unwanted, no end in sight, houseguest.

My brother is here. And when I say he sits around the house, I mean he really sits around the house.

He sleeps until 1-2pm every day. He eats more than a plague of locusts. He is only now getting the idea that I won't tolerate him not showering (now if I could only get him to change his clothes daily!) He commandeers my television. He snoops in my personal things. But more than any of that, what annoys me the most is, he's perfectly content to just sit in that chair (when he's not in bed) and never EVER move. He just sits there, and channel surfs.

What am I going to do? I can't stand having him here!!!!