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I Never Said I Was Perfect!

Monday, July 24, 2006

In This Morning's Health & Fitness Online.....

Muffin Top: Excess belly fat that puffs out. Usually seen on women wearing, low-rise jeans and short shirts
Cankles: When there is no distinction between the calf and the ankle
Doughnut: The fat that lies around a woman’s navel (and the belly button makes up the hole!)
Wings: The bulge formed around the bra pushing excess fat above and below the fastening strap
Buffalo Hump: Upper back fat
Banana Fold: Excess fat below the butt
Chubb: Kneecap fat


Um.... weren't all these terms first heard on Seinfeld?

3 Comments:

At 8:56 AM, Blogger Jos said...

Shit, must lose weight!

lol!

 
At 7:57 PM, Blogger L said...

eww eww. you forgot basketball belly (the condition i am currently suffering from)

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger nexy said...

fuck fat, must drink more alcohol...

 

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