I'm So WEIRD!

Today at the grocery store, I saw this enormous woman pushing a cart around with all kinds of stuff in it. Among other things there was a 24 pack of Charmin bathroom tissue.

I thought to myself... "Eeew, she's got a big fat coochie full of toilet paper lint."

Hey, I can't help it, but I know that paper sucks for that reason, so I won't use it. For some strange reason, that thought popped into my head.

I know, I know... I need therapy.