Take That Camera OUT Of My Face !

I am the least photogenic person I know. No matter when, where, or how, I always manage to be A) Looking away, and B) Not smiling at the camera.

I always cringe when a new online acquaintance asks to see my picture. The sad truth is, I don't have one worth sharing. You'll just have to trust me on this one, I don't look this bad in person.